DJ Grasso's Rant #3

Rant #3

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with everyone, but I still don't have the answer. It was 97 degrees yesterday and people weren't putting in their air conditioners because "it's too early in the year." What does that even mean? At least those dummies have air conditioners, the majority of people around here still don't have them. Air conditioners have always had a bad rap as being a huge drain on electricity. Yes, they add money to your power bill.but it's barely a blip on the radar screen and it's worth it. I bought a new 8000 BTU air conditioner yesterday for $167. If you don't know about BTU's, generally 5000 BTU's is fine for your bedroom and 8000 BTU's will put ice on the windows. I like ice. So if you think Air Conditioners are too expensive.you are just wrong. Second.there was an energy guide sticker that said this unit will cost approx $48 dollars to run for the year. So much for killing your electric bill. You are sweating in your bed, getting a crappy night sleep and you are saving $48 a year. Congratulations on that great decision. It's quite a feather is your cap. Ride a bike, make coffee at home, stop drinking $8 mixed drinks at the bar.for a week. and you are cool for a year. Stop the madness, get some damn air conditioning. I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with everyone, but I still don't have the answer. It was 97 degrees yesterday and people weren't putting in their air conditioners because "it's too early in the year." What does that even mean? At least those dummies have air conditioners, the majority of people around here still don't have them. Air conditioners have always had a bad rap as being a huge drain on electricity. Yes, they add money to your power bill.but it's barely a blip on the radar screen and it's worth it. I bought a new 8000 BTU air conditioner yesterday for $167. If you don't know about BTU's, generally 5000 BTU's is fine for your bedroom and 8000 BTU's
will put ice on the windows. I like ice. So if you think Air Conditioners are too expensive.you are just wrong. Second.there was an energy guide sticker that said this unit will cost approx $48 dollars to run for the year. So much for killing your electric bill. You are sweating in your bed, getting a crappy night sleep and you are saving $48 a year. Congratulations on that great decision. It's quite a feather is your cap. Ride a bike, make coffee at home, stop drinking $8 mixed drinks at the bar.for a week. and you are cool for a year. Stop the madness, get some damn air conditioning. I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with everyone, but I still don't have the answer. It was 97 degrees yesterday and people weren't putting in their air conditioners because "it's too early in the year." What does that even mean? At least those dummies have air conditioners, the majority of people around here still don't have them. Air conditioners have always had a bad rap as being a huge drain on electricity. Yes, they add money to your power bill.but it's barely a blip on the radar screen and it's worth it. I bought a new 8000 BTU air conditioner yesterday for $167. If you don't know about BTU's, generally 5000 BTU's is fine for your bedroom and 8000 BTU's
will put ice on the windows. I like ice. So if you think Air Conditioners are too expensive.you are just wrong. Second.there was an energy guide sticker that said this unit will cost approx $48 dollars to run for the year. So much for killing your electric bill. You are sweating in your bed, getting a crappy night sleep and you are saving $48 a year. Congratulations on that great decision. It's quite a feather is your cap. Ride a bike, make coffee at home, stop drinking $8 mixed drinks at the bar.for a week. and you are cool for a year. Stop the madness, get some damn air conditioning.

DJ Matt Grasso's Random Rant #2

The parking at this place sucks. I got paid for 8 hours today but I actually worked about 5 because I had to move my car 4 times and circle the building about 10 times. It might have been a little more pleasurable had it not been pouring rain, but it was pouring rain, so that just made it a little bit worse. I think I burned about 3 gallons of gas just idling, so you can blame all the global warming stuff on me. In a related story, I filled up my gas tank for $3.14 today. That was nice. Global warming has made for a mild start to the winter which has made for a lower demand for everything oil which has led to an increase in gas prices. That makes a lot of sense. With that same logic, I’ll just skip work tomorrow instead of circling for a parking spot…and I’ll get a raise. Maybe I’ll give it a try.

Matt Grasso's Random Rants

Random Rant #1:

Moved out into the country to have a big yard, now there are moles everywhere tearing the crap out of everything. I’m thinking that throwing dynamite down the hole might get me arrested. Plus, do I really want to replace tunnels in my lawn with a giant hole? Some guy at the golf course told me to put uncooked bread dough down the hole and the moles would eat it then their stomach would expand and split which would lead to a painful death. I’m all for the painful death, but I’m having a hard time thinking this tiny animal will just stuff down bread dough. Plus, he had choked down an entire bottle of vodka by the 15^th hole so I’m thinking maybe he’s just crazy. He also mentioned that I needed “buckshot” but seeing that moles live underground, I’m not sure how the buckshot is going to help. Again, I think the vodka had something to do with it. If know the proper way to make moles extinct, please email me by clicking here.

And speaking of extinct, feel free to tell me if I’m on to something here or I’m completely retarded. Maybe some stuff is supposed to become extinct. Maybe all the bald eagles should be dead and maybe we’re F*#king things up by keeping them alive. Maybe global warming is supposed to happen and we’re actually screwing things up by trying to prevent it. Maybe when a whale beaches itself we shouldn’t bust our asses to get it back into the water because maybe that’s what’s supposed to happen. Maybe chicken wings are really saving you and broccoli is really killing you. Hell, I don’t know -mg